Friday, 20 July 2012

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‘She looks like trouble.’  Alex said.

I knew exactly who he was talking about.  The girl with the thin red belt.  She was undulating provocatively against a young dopey eyed man in a union jack t-shirt.  The undivided, evening’s attention.  

We had ring side seats.  Two buckling plastic chairs at the dive shop’s outside bar.  Around 40 Singaporean university students had gathered, at the invitation of Mike, Owen’s younger brother.  Owen being the owner of the dive shop, who had gone to a dive exhibition on the mainland.  It was meant to have a Hawaiian theme.  However, only Lisa and Sven, the bar managers, had bothered.  Flower lays, palm frond grass skirts, and coconut bras. The guests weren’t there for the theme.  They were there to get completely hammered and release the silly humping monkeys hiding inside them.  Things had gotten exuberant with a surprising rapidity.  Andy and Susanne had said it would.


We had been sat with Andy and Susanne earlier in the evening. The tension between them restrained, but palpable.  They are two of the dive instructors.  For two years they had been ‘living the dream’ together.  Picking up dive jobs around South East Asia.  

‘Just you wait.  Give it 15 minutes and they are going to be a mess.’ Susanne said in a soft German accent.

‘Yup, it doesn’t look it now, but 15 minutes, 20 at most.’  Andy agreed.

The mood amongst the party seemed subdued.  People were talking politely to each other.  The BBQ food was being shared out in an orderly manner.  No one was dancing.  Drinks were being sipped.  

Four tall blondish girls arrived, and positioned themselves in the middle of the party.  Incongruous amongst the Asians.  

‘Who are they?  They’re dressed like they have just finished a hard days data entry, rather than relaxed holiday-ers on a tropical island.’  I said.

Black pumps, thin tight knit cardigans, low sensible ponytails.

‘They’re some on my students.’  Susanne replied.  ‘Doctors from Germany.’

Around 15 minutes later, there were squeals from the bar as the tequila hit it, and the first casualty of the evening slumped in one of the plastic chairs.  

‘Right I’m off.’  Susanne said.  ‘You coming?’

Andy nodded reluctantly. 


Screeches, squeals, laughter and bullying encouragement hit high above the music.  Red Belt and her friends were at the bar, on the tequila shots.  One, two, three.  Union Jack had followed her.  She used his nerdy safety to dance with raunchy abandon at him, as others cheered on.  One of the locals, in a white t-shirt stretched over a middle aged bulge, was taking advantage of the revelry.  He bumped his way into the group of friends, and flapped himself aggressively towards the girl.

‘You know he is just trying to brush his dick against her arse.’  Alex said.

‘Yeah, there’s always a few around.  See a girl dancing and think they’re game for a salacious groping.  The pestilence of the dance floor.’  I replied.

The party was undoubtedly underway.  The boys were peeling off their t-shirts flinging them, like strippers, into the dance floor.  Another early casualty, two slumped victims of the free bar.  They were being used as props in which to pile beer cans, as unknowing participants in simulated sexual orgies, or the unfortunate at the bottom of a multiple person bundle.  Someone was being sick off the edge onto the beach below.  Girls were dancing, to rapturous applause, on the bar.  The grotesque abandon of alcohol.         

‘Look, Andy’s back.’  I said spying him looking a little lost in the fray.

‘That’s unusual.  Things must be bad.’  Alex replied.

We looked at each other, wise and knowing, eyebrows raised.

Red Belt lurched off the dance floor, eyes swimming, belly held.  Union Jack followed her, steading her as she stumbled.  They made their way over to a group sat by one of the beach huts opposite the bar.  Sam and Daniel’s hut, another dive instructor couple.  Alex laughed.

‘Oh no, she isn’t.  Is that her?’  I said.

‘Yup, she’s vomiting all over Sam and Daniel’s front step.’

Sam, stern, marched over to the vomiting girl.  She marched back into her hut.  A moment later she returned with a bucket of water to slosh the sick away.  Red Belt vomited again.  Sam went and got another bucket of water.

The dance floor was expanding, we were in danger of being danced on.  We went to sit with Andy, Daniel and a few others watching the quickening pace of alcohol intolerant youths, descend into drunken difficulty.

‘I reckon they’ll all be in bed by one.’  Alex said.

‘What’s the time now?’  I asked.

’11.15’  Daniel replied.

‘Midnight.  They’ll all be in bed by midnight.’  Andy counter-offered.

Andy looked resigned.  Empty.  The ending of his relationship with Susanne creating an emotional vacuum.   He tried to fill it by talking of a fleeting love for a girl moving with seductive confidence on the dance floor.    
  
There was a splash.  A scream.  A panic.  Coming from the teaching pool.  Daniel darted, Andy and a few others that worked there followed.  A ruckus, a call for a doctor, loud tears, bustle, commotion.  Daniel came back and threw his wet phone across the table.

‘What happen?’  Someone asked.

‘Fucking idiot pushed me into the pool while I was trying to help.’  

He walked into the dive shop.  An angry crash and smash. The music from the bar stopped, the revellers thinned out.  One of the cardigan wearing German’s ran towards the ruction.  As fraught people hurried in and out of where we were sitting, snippets of panicked, quick, serious sentences stitched the situation together for us.

‘CPR.’

‘Can’t swim.’

‘Thought she needed refreshing.’

‘Went down twice.’

‘Mike dragged her up by the hair.’

‘Drowned.’

It was Red Belt.  Someone had thrown her into the pool.  She had sunk rather than swum. No one did anything until Mike ran over and threw himself in.  He dropped her the first time he tried to bring her to the surface.  Daniel was first there to help.  Someone pushed him into the pool, for a joke.  Phil, a rescue dive student happily recounted his new knowledge on secondary drowning to us, as the fracas moved in and out of our sphere.

Red Belt was carried through a few moments later, dripping, limp, hyperventilating.  Lucky for her, and her foolish assailant, 3 first aid trained dive instructors and 4 German doctors were drinking in the bar that night. She was bundled into the dive shop, followed by a mattress, sheets and calls for water.  

‘Rusty, make sure no one goes in there.  No one.’  Andy said reappearing.

Rusty, the pestilence of the dance floor, stood guard at the door, menacing anyone who went close.  From pervy pest to proud protector.  No one got past Rusty.

We went to the bar, to distance ourselves from the distress.  Andy joined us.  No longer empty.  Filled with solemn perspective.

‘She was almost gone.  Almost.’  He said.

Phil put in a music request for ‘Do not resuscitate’.

We asked Andy who had thrown her into the pool.  He pointed at a nervous looking boy in blue shorts.  Blue Shorts walked towards us.  I spoke audibly about the stupidity of throwing vomiting girls into deep swimming pools.  What idiot would do something like that?  Blue Shorts asked if the cigarettes on the bar were ours.  No.  Andy asked him if he knew who had thrown Red Belt into the pool.  Blue Shorts shook his head and shuffled away without a cigarette. 

Someone else was sick on Sam and Daniel’s front step.  We watched as the remaining unconscious boy in the plastic chair was carried away by six of his friends.  Union Jack had long gone.



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‘Put a pillow under his back to wedge him on his side in bed.’  Andy called after them.  And then to us.  ‘I don’t want him to drown in his own vomit.’

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